easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues

(via parkingstrange)

popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

(via departured)

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via fake-mermaid)

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via parkingstrange)